Craft Enthusiast Gifts

Paper Men Chain

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

"Look, it's fine - just pay more attention to your strings next time."

'They say plastic canvas relieves stress. I sure hope this works.'

May the road rise up to meet you . . .

'Apparently 'Blue Peter's Back!'

"No need to worry about those Indians, captain. Looks like they're into face painting."

Pelican and Origami

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

Christmas Craftwork

Arts and crafts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Do you mind?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Building Blocks.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Whittler's Mother.

'It was this big. I swear'

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Posh Easter Egg