Craft Aficionado Gifts

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Origami bird lays an egg.

"It's Amish."

Origami Craft Store - Out of business, folded.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'Boy are we lucky.That antler will make some beautiful knife handles.'

"Is this a self-assembly item?"

Needlepoint Viewpoint

A man working on a model airplane

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Whittler's Mother.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

Beyond Dante

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami