Crafting Enthusiast Gifts

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Try and guess my wife's favourite hobby.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Sewing

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."

"Did I startle you?"

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Wildlife crafts

"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."

'You just continue to grow.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Sew up the button hole.'

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Beyond Dante

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman