Craft Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm taking you off beadwork.'

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

Beyond Dante

Pelican and Origami

About the potter.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Christmas Craftwork

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'