Artisan Aficionado Gifts

Now at the Farmers' Market

Artisanal Milk

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Lovely dovetail."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Cheesemaker

A man working on a model airplane

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"The innocence seems forced."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

Gentrification of the fridge

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Needlepoint Viewpoint

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.