Artisanal Connoisseur Gifts

Gentrification of the fridge

Instructional guide to scribbling

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"He's an abstract artist."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Whittler's Mother.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Posh Easter Egg

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

The Red Carpet

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Pyramids exploding.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Petrarch

About the potter.

The Algonquin Round Table

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.