Artisanal Connoisseur Pillows

Gentrification of the fridge

Instructional guide to scribbling

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"He's an abstract artist."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Whittler's Mother.

Truman Capote

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Posh Easter Egg

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

About the potter.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

The Red Carpet

Petrarch

Charlotte Rampling

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Pyramids exploding.

The Algonquin Round Table