Artisan Enthusiast Pillows

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Raw Piano Bar

Christmas Craftwork

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"The innocence seems forced."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Cheesemaker

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

A man working on a model airplane

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.