Artisan Lover Gifts

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Politics has divided everything."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Crocheting during lockdown

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"The innocence seems forced."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Pandemic Orphans

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Sheep Knitting.

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Web Stockings

William Morris

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Man and woman knitting together.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Wildlife crafts

Now at the Farmers' Market