Arts And Crafts Lover Gifts

En Pointe.

William Morris

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Children's Imagination

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting - children have no faces

Quilt fanatic

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Art for Sale

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Christmas Craftwork

Face painting children with no facial features.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Pottery

Cross-country knitting.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Sportknitting

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."