Arts And Crafts Lover Gifts

En Pointe.

William Morris

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Face painting children with no facial features.

Quilt fanatic

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Face painting - children have no faces

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Christmas Craftwork

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Art for Sale

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Cross-country knitting.

Pottery

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Sportknitting

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Artisanal Pottery