Home Craft Enthusiast Gifts

Beyond Dante

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"She's a natural!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."