Craft Hobbyist Gifts

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Arts and crafts

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

Bob’s Museum

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Raw Piano Bar

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Christmas Craftwork

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'