Creative Hobbyist Gifts

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

Prison Wallpaper.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Prisoner Spotter

Origami Ark

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

UFO Kite

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Off season fishing"

Model Airplanes

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'