Humorous Hobbyist Gifts

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cariactures

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

'Cannonball!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays