Pun-loving Hobbyist Gifts

Ship Modelers in Damnation

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Do it yourself books.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Dog in casino.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Weather forecast

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Pavement artist.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.