Pun-loving Hobbyist Pillows

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Do it yourself books.

Dog in casino.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Pavement artist.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'