Playful Pun Collector Pillows

"I have to twinkle"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Fist Bumper Cars

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

The Bear Fax.

Bell Hop

"Unplug and chill out."

Racketeer

Artichoking victim

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Butt cracker"

'You give me goose bumps!'