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"I have to twinkle"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Fist Bumper Cars

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

This man is an island.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

The Bear Fax.

Racketeer

"Unplug and chill out."

Bell Hop

Artichoking victim

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Butt cracker"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.