Clever Pun Collector Pillows

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Fist Bumper Cars

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I have no thumbs."

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

This man is an island.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

How Romans give each other a high five...

The Bear Fax.

Racketeer

"Unplug and chill out."

Bell Hop

Artichoking victim

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

Spiv

"Butt cracker"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

Referee - That's a foul !

That's what I call Flour Power!

Baroquin' around the Christmas Tree