Funny Pun Collector Pillows

Bell Hop

"I warned him that his laptop was overheating and that he should get it fixed."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Fist Bumper Cars

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

This man is an island.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

The Bear Fax.

Racketeer

"Unplug and chill out."

Artichoking victim

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

Spiv

"Butt cracker"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Baroquin' around the Christmas Tree

That's what I call Flour Power!

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

"All As. What did you get?"

Random Ox of Kindness