Hobby Humorist Gifts

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Time-lapse philately

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays