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Replacement Bus Spotters.

Time-lapse philately

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'