Hobbyist Humor Gifts

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Speed Dating for Turtles

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Cariactures

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