Hobbyist Gifts

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

"Couldn't you take the shed outside dear?"

The Hobby Store

The Origami Society...

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Zumba

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

The Specimen Hunter

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"