Leisure Hobbyist Gifts

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Feathered frenzy

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'