Leisure Hobbyist Gifts

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Feathered frenzy

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

"This is where DIY projects go to die."