Leisure Enthusiast Gifts

'Chat room or cat room?'

Next rest area 8 feet

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

Happy Retirement

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'What's my retirement goal? DOING NOTHING is my retirement goal!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

Success Without Effort

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"Ever since I achieved my goal of intermittent competence, I've found myself resting on my laurels a bit."

'Move over-I can join you now the kids have flown the nest!'

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

Sometimes it's best to let the leisurewear do the talking.

"I'm working remote, what about you?"

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"He followed his parents into early retirement."

"This should shield granddad from the coronavirus."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I need something that will make a sick day off feel like a well day. I want to go fishing."

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

'After a weekend of water sports, I'm convinced kneeboarding is also torture.'

Mr. Chester takes his ease at his inn

Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

Feathered frenzy