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"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

"The great thing about napping is you don't need much in an initial outlay to get started."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I'm here for a good time AND a long time."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

'He lives for his holidays.'

The bull who chose not to run at Pamplona.

Sleeping Chair.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

The Origami Society...

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The Snooze Bar.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."