Leisure Connoisseur Gifts

"Beer-o-gram."

Woman with TV Guide - "You dropped your day planner." (Colour)

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"I wonder if I could get a job doing this?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

Bookworm Sleepover

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Happy Retirement

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

The Walk of Shame

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Bats with blankets.

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."