Luxury Connoisseur Gifts

A Magic carpet Limo.

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

"And this our sport version...it has a nice sunroof in it!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

A Macaroni in 1772

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Greenwich in the Season'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Champagne Charlie.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Moliere

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."