"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"
Classy Connoisseur Gifts
Are you searching for a gift that matches the refined palate of a true connoisseur? Discover our curated collection of products designed for those who appreciate the finer things. From humorous mugs to chic t-shirts, plush pillows, and elegant prints, our offerings are perfect for expressing their sophisticated style with a touch of humor. Whether it’s for a connoisseur of wine, food, art, or culture, these playful yet classy items will make a memorable gift that respects their discerning tastes.
Archimedes statue with a lever
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
Sir Edward Elgar
Bill Bailey
Music Student
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"
Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Bats with blankets.
Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.
Sergey Rahmaninov
'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'
"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."
Moliere
Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."
C Day Lewis.
'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'
"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
Charles Dickens.
'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque
Bleak House
Violin Romance
Classy Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Classy Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and stylish mugs perfect for the refined connoisseur’s morning routine or as an elegant gift highlighting their sophisticated taste.
Classy Connoisseur Pillows
Create an elegant and witty space with our plush pillows, designed for connoisseurs who love to combine comfort with a touch of class in their decor.
Classy Connoisseur Prints
Enhance your space with our elegant prints that perfectly capture the refined yet humorous spirit of a true connoisseur, ideal for the sophisticated decor enthusiast.
Classy Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover fashionable t-shirts that blend humor with style, making them a go-to for any connoisseur’s casual wardrobe and showcasing their cultured personality.