Class Connoisseur Gifts

Servant reproaching mistress for not knocking before she entered the kitchen

'...Mrs Hamilton-Creighton the third and gigolo...'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Violin Romance

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Camille Saint-Saens