Class Connoisseur Gifts

Servant reproaching mistress for not knocking before she entered the kitchen

'...Mrs Hamilton-Creighton the third and gigolo...'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Violin Romance

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."