Club Connoisseur Gifts

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"This place used to be exclusive."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"....and I'll have a glass of the house blue."

"So what books don't you get around to reading?"

"Dry sherry sir..?"

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

The Croucho Club

Sorry Mister...Oh nice carbons

"I'm looking for a dreamboat - not a shipwreck."

Golf Hierarchy

'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

"I have wealth, but I've never felt encumbered by it."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Don't look now, but here comes the club boar.'

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

'Of course, they're all married - this is a singles bar.'

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

Procedure - A Fact.

"Do all dance battles end like that?"

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Hats and Food

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Yummy Mummies

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."