Clubhouse Connoisseur Gifts

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

"He downed a hole in one on the 17th, then proceeded to down a further 10 in the 19th hole. . . so where do you want him?!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Wine at the Bar

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Charles Dickens.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The Croucho Club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.