Club Enthusiast Gifts

"You. You. And you."

'I'm on the list.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

"Just going clubbing..."

The Stand-about Society had a breakaway faction at their AGM

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Nerd night at the club.

'Mensa smoking club'

"Do you have a reservation?"

Youth Club-Darby and Joan club.

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Lurking Men's Club

'Not with that halo, Buddy!!...'

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

The Modern Footballer Shows His Club Loyalty.

Man states that he has a sweepstake at his club but his wife thinks he means someone who is a sweep

The Curb Dog Club

"Do you have any idea who I am?"