Social Club Enthusiast Gifts

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

La Table

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Bad Hare Day

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

Cybergoths.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Nerd night at the club.

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Oxford tour guides

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Dance Enthusiasts.

'It's not for sale.'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cricket Prospects.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.