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Nostalgia Club: This week's topics: Low gas prices, coffee klatches and pensions.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Oxford tour guides

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'It's not for sale.'

Cricket Prospects.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Red Hat Society Members.

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Dry sherry sir..?"

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"