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Social Club Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the social club observer? From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, our collection highlights the fun of keeping an eye on the social scene. Whether they’re the one making connections or simply love observing, our creative items bring a humorous touch to their social adventures.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.
Life on Earth - The original chat room.
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
Politicians are from Uranus.
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"God help us, it's that guy."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
The United States of Amazement
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
Take a pill so you won't be one.
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
Social Club Observer Gifts Collection
Social Club Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for social observers—humorous, clever, and designed to brighten their mornings.
Social Club Observer Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that reflect their social spirit—lighthearted and full of personality.
Social Club Observer Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate social observation—great for adding a witty touch to any wall.
Social Club Observer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for social club observers—funny, insightful, and sure to spark conversations.