Social Club Observer Pillows

Oxford tour guides

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Politicians are from Uranus.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

'Not...one...drop.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

The United States of Amazement

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).