Social Club Members Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

Oxford tour guides

Red Hat Society Members.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It's not for sale.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Cricket Prospects.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Oh, how low can you get!"

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'