Joining A Social Club Gifts

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

Oxford tour guides

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Dry sherry sir..?"