Joining A Club Gifts

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Procedure - A Fact.

'Be wormier!'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"It costs how much to join?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Table tennis.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'