Joining A Club Gifts

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Procedure - A Fact.

'Be wormier!'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"It costs how much to join?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pole Vaulting Club

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'