Club Membership Gifts

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

Table tennis.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

The Croucho Club

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."