Club Membership Gifts

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.