Buying A Club Membership Gifts

"Terry's going to show me around his new golf club today."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Ring for Service.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Football

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'