Joining A New Club Gifts

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Sooo......Brian, You think you're good enough for the Humility Club.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Table tennis.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Football

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'See how much easier it is when we all work together.'