Joining A New Club Gifts

Back to school.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Sooo......Brian, You think you're good enough for the Humility Club.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Table tennis.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'