Joining International Club Gifts

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Table tennis.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking