Club Involvement Gifts

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Back to school.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Disco Bunny.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

The Club

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."