Club Activities Gifts

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Men talking in a club house

'Oh, that type of model.'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

I could have danced all night!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Disco Bunny.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

The Walk of Shame

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

After party at the spill club.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Niche Extracurriculars

God save the Queen.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Club DJ.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Club insecurity.