Club Culture Gifts

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

The Club

Disco Bunny.

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

The DJ

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

I could have danced all night!

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

After party at the spill club.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

God save the Queen.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Vaccine passport required

Burlyesque

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Club DJ.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'