Club Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

Kabul Klub

Club Heaven.

Dance Enthusiasts.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

Burlyesque

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

The Club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Nerd night at the club.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Cybergoths.

The Antisocial Social club - new members not welcome.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The DJ

Lap Line-Dancing Club

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"You. You. And you."

Shingles Bar.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"