Club Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

Club Heaven.

Dance Enthusiasts.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

Burlyesque

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

The Club

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The DJ

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

Shingles Bar.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.