Culture Clubber Gifts

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Sue the Author 3PM

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Disco Bunny.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Walk of Shame

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Do kids eat free?"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"